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More Than Just a Masala Dosa

Who doesn't adore masala dosa? However, have you ever considered that a man's eating habits could reveal anything about his character in bed? I came onto a study that allegedly originated in England and made some humorous findings. I'm not sure how much of that is true, but I have to say, it's a great discussion starter.


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  1. The Patient Lover – If you start from one side, dipping each bite in chutney and sambar, you’re a man who enjoys the art of seduction. You take your time, making sure the lady is well-pleased before the main event.


  2. The Straight Shooter – If you attack from the center, getting straight to the masala, you’re the kind who skips the romance and goes straight for the finish. No patience, just a man with an urge to satisfy.


  3. The Adventurer – If you keep the masala side close and start from the opposite end, you favor a certain... unconventional approach. A true professional who knows his way around.


  4. The Performer – If you begin by sucking on the drumstick from the sambar before even touching the dosa, well, you were born for the big leagues. A true showman.


  5. The Messy One – If you mix chutney and sambar into the dosa, making a mess before eating, let’s just say you might be in a hurry in other areas too. Premature in more ways than one.


  6. The Wild Card – If you order a Masala Dosa but eat Poori Masala first, you’re someone who enjoys... group activities. Enough said.


So next time you’re out with friends, take a look at how they eat their dosa—you just might learn something about them!



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